Host me, Luigi, in your hometown! On vacation!

This is me, Luigi Cacciatore! I want to come and visit you! I am going soon to visit Massachusetts, then on to South Carolina, and then on to VEGAS babee. I am a so excited! I like a children, I like a animals, I like a motorcycles, food, but I have to stay away from the booze. It a makesa me crazy! Woohoo! I LOVE America!